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Kennel Machine Music EP

by Mistur Whiskers

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Can you feel the beat Can you feel the beat I walk from the train to ganja land Oh girl, I’m walking down the street Oh girl when I see your face I want to make love to you, girl Oh girl, I’m walking down the street I want to tell you something, girl I want to tell you you look so fine tonight I want to take your clothes off item by item I want to show you something, girl, c’mere Can you feel the beat Can you feel the beat Item by item by item by item
2.
The devil waits in the park When you’re out for a jog Smoking cuban cigars in the fog You got no love for your job And you got no love for your wife They run you around like a dog day and night Everybody’s at church worshipping god But you’re not, you’re not Everybody’s at church singing amen But you’re out for a jog Now the devil’s dressed just like you ‘Cept there’s blood on his jogging suit And the devil’s running right next to you He runs you right off the road He goes home and sleeps with your wife And your friends never know That you died Sunday night Everybody’s at church holding their hats Welcome back, says the priest Everybody’s at church singing amen But it’s not you in that pew The devil burns down the church And he gargles the gasoline And he drives away in a black limousine
3.
There’s no way to tell you how much I love you There’s no way to tell you how much I love you The words come out all wrong The words come out all wrong There ain’t no way to tell you how much I love you I’m kissing your sweet face I wake up in your bed in the morning There’s no way to tell you how much I Love ya There’s no way to tell you how much I love you I want you to know, though, that I do love you There’s no way to tell you how much I love you I love you I love you
4.
I am in an iron lung I can barely feel my tongue I am in my living room Eating JELL-O through a tube My daughter comes to check on me She’s as sweet as sweet can be She watches herself on TV Reflected in the dark gray screen I was in an accident Many years ago Now the minutes and years go by So slow Breathe, breathe, slow Won’t somebody unplug me?
5.
I met two twins outside Club Double X They said what’s your name I said Oedipus Rex They laughed and I said cigarette And we smoked in the cool night air I put out my butt and said what are your names They looked at each other said Shirley and Dane I said Shirley and Dane are such beautiful names Why don’t we go back to my flat for champagne? Champagne and opium Satin sheets and you and I Tickle my nose Tickle her thigh What if we did another line? The next night I went out with my bub To double down on my chances for love I met a cat with the face of a girl Who spoke to me in soft vibrating swirls
6.
You said I don’t want you anymore You said I don’t want you anymore You told me To fuck myself You squished me like a fly on your bookshelf I told you I needed you to hold me I guess I’ll have to find somebody else to show me The ways of love are unclear Your feelings disappear I guess I’m in the wrong aisle Maybe I should stop shopping for a while I told you I never felt this way before You said you didn’t want my love anymore It’s easy To look into a stranger’s eyes And realize You’ve been in love with strangers your whole life The ways of love are unclear Your feelings disappear I’m sinking into madness Maybe I should buy a smaller mattress Maybe I should maybe I should die
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In a rad club Where people look rad A robot DJ spins phat beats All night long The robot DJ’s in love with The Southeast Asian girl on the dance floor He plays the phattest beats In an effort to impress her It’s 1:00 am The DJ’s getting ready to make the move On the Asian girl But just then A rival robot DJ comes into the fray He makes a beeline for our hero And these are the words he did say: I’m gonna beat your ass I’m gonna beat your ass I’m gonna beat your ass With my robot fist You better bet your ass I’m gonna beat your ass You better watch your ass You little robot bitch

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released January 1, 2011

All songs written and recorded by Tavet Rubel

Vocals, guitars, ukelele, synths: Tavet Rubel

Additional vocals: Ben Britz, Casey Koppelson,
Paris Mancini

Trumpet: Ben Britz

Lovingly recorded and mixed in Garageband
Mastered by Chris Smith of Huma Huma
Cover Art by Tavet Rubel
Brooklyn, NY

© 2011 Deer Mountain Music. All rights reserved

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